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September 3, 2010

Scissors with integrated nutcracker

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Can your scissors crack nuts?

From the website:

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Precision-Cut Multi-Use Scissors

Just about the only scissors you'll ever need

Ergonomically designed comfort handle allows five-finger gripping for greater dexterity and cutting pressure. 

These multi-use scissors can be used left- or right-handed.

Corrosion-resistant stainless steel.

Precision curved blades.

Adjustable tension.

9" long.

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$14.99.

Bonus: If you order now they'll throw in — absolutely free!! — a beautiful custom hardwood holder.

Still not convinced?

Well, guess what: that's not all!

You also get an integrated bottle/can opener — at no extra charge!

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Tool used to construct a Human Centipede -- http://www.ifcfilms.com/videos/the-human-centipede

Posted by: jim` | Sep 3, 2010 6:25:17 PM

I was thinking Cronenberg-ish. Something a person, roughly speaking, would use to remove the extra set of legs growing from the torso of a man/crab hybrid.

Posted by: Flautist | Sep 3, 2010 5:08:50 PM

Looks like something Quentin Tarantino invented....

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Sep 3, 2010 3:43:22 PM

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