Slow Down Dog Bowl

The pleasure police now extend their purview into the canine space, seeking to put paid to one of a dog's few pure pleasures: eating.

Give Fido a break, I say.

Here's what the website says:

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Slow Down Your Pet's Eating — For His Health's Sake

Specially designed bowl has four raised prongs that pets have to eat around, forcing them to slow down.

This reduces choking or vomiting, and is much better for their digestive system.

No-tip shape with nonslip bottom.

Durable dishwasher-safe plastic.

For wet or dry food.

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Grrrrrrrrr....

$12.99.