Nail-it Bottle Opener

Sure, you could make one yourself — but you won't.

And designer Brendan Ravenhill did.

A piece of walnut and a bent nail tricked out with "... two flush magnets, one to catch the bottle cap and the other to secure the opener to the fridge or other metal surface."

$20.

[via Florence Fabricant and the New York Times]

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You could look it up.