bookofjoe World Exclusive®™©: World's Only Salt & Pepper Shaker Museum

Wrote Joe Peach in an email that accompanied a link to this site: "You HAVE to feature this in one of your posts."

Yo Joe — your wish is my demand.

Wait a minute... that's not how it goes... is it?

Oh, yeah, got it: your wish is my remand.

No?

Still not right?

The heck with it, we've got more important stuff to deal with.

We do?

What might that be, joe?

You — go to your room.

Now where was I?

Oh, yeah, this funky museum, located in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, "gateway to the Great Smoky Mountains National Park."

What're you waiting for?

Tell 'em I sent you and I guarantee you'll be met with a blank stare.

Or your money back.

How do you spell "blank check?"

Used up all your vacation days so you can't make the trip?

No worries, mate: visit the Virtual Museum.

I think Joe Peach thinks that by flooding the zone, as it were, with this museum, he can somehow put paid to the seemingly endless progression of salt & pepper shakers that take up space here.

Ha ha think again Joe: all you've done is fire me up to feature even more of them.