Who wants their own custom treadmill workspace?

Turns out ExpertInsight.com's initial foray into providing access to experts in myriad fields crashed and burned last year, according to CEO/Founder Brandon Adams's email to me of yesterday afternoon.

That explains why I spent the second half of last year staring at my phone and wondering why it didn't ring.

You say that's because I had my landline disconnected?

D'oh.

But I digress.

Adams shut it down in October and wrote that "we've spent thousands of hours in the last five months revamping the site."

As of 9 a.m. today they're open for business and accepting customers.

My profile and schedule appear above.

Won't you consider a fun half-hour on the phone with me?

Cheap at half — I mean twice — the price.