Underpants Band-Aids

What took so long?

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Don't let an injury leave you with your pants down — cover it up with some tighty whities.

Underpants Bandages are sure to give your modest oww-ie the privacy and protection it deserves.

Your junk may be covered in boxers, but your scrape or cut deserves snugger protection.

In brief, you can cover your butt with your favorite underwear, but only your minor injuries deserve Underpants Bandages.

You'll be the envy of all your friends when your wounds are... dressed... for success.

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Collectible tin of 12 brief-shaped band-aids: 53 cents.

Tony Kornheiser, call your office: you have a package... as it were.