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July 10, 2012

Twinkie Circuitry — Brock Davis


Think about it.

July 10, 2012 at 04:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack

Diminutive wooden-handled shovel


Small but perfectly formed.


Just the thing for bonsai.


14cm (5.5") long.


Steel blade.


July 10, 2012 at 03:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack

Another Klout perk I can't use

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Above, today's offering, no doubt the result of my steadily building Klout score.

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The problem with this Perk — constant readers will recall the previous one (my first ever!) was a gift certificate for Rent the Runway, not much use to a treadmill-walking brain-dead blogging anesthesiologist who wears cut-off scrubs 99% of his waking hours (and 100% of those spent under the influence of Sister Morpheus) — is that for me there are no "TV shows you love" to check into with the Viggle app — whatever that is.

Wait a sec... that's not completely true: bookofjoeTV is a can't miss in my TV schedule.

But I digress.

So I'll just have to pass and hope that as my Klout score continues its remorseless ascent to Olympian heights, the Perks will improve.

Mebbe some dried bonito flakes for Gray Cat, now there's a Perk that would perk up both of us.

July 10, 2012 at 02:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack

Japanese Emoticon Stamp


From the website:



For grading students in your anime appreciation class, confusing the heck out of your favorite librarian, or simply having the hippest stamp in town, you need the Kaoiro. 

Although it looks like a standard date stamp at first glance, the dials actually stamp out over 2000 different Japanese "kaomoji" (emoticons), face symbols popular to use in cellphone emailing.

"Kaoiro" literally means "face expression" and you will love using different color inks to make wacky patterns.

Some of the faces are easy to decipher at first glance, while you might need a Japanese friend to explain others.

Either way, this is a unique office gadget and one of the most fun we've seen in a while.


  • Emoticon/kaomoji face expression stamp with 7 belts and 20 symbols — combine for over 2,000 possible kaomoji/emoticons
  • Handmade, so actual unit may differ slightly from photos
  • 34 x 27 x 100mm (1.3 x 1.1 x 3.9")
  • Rubber, wood, and steel
  • White or black handle



July 10, 2012 at 01:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack

"Taco Bell's Canon" — Sign of The Apocalypse?


Today's Wall Street Journal Op-Ed page essay by recently retired Western Illinois University professor James E. Courter is the funniest thing I've read this month and a nominee for the year's top three — it's that good.

Excerpts follow.

Teaching "Taco Bell's Canon"

Is it true that college students today are unprepared and unmotivated? That generalization does injustice to the numerous bright exceptions I saw in my 25 years of teaching composition to university freshmen. But in other cases the characterization is all too accurate.

One big problem is that so few students are readers. As an unfortunate result, they have erroneous, and sometimes hilarious, notions of how the written language represents what they hear. What emerged in their papers and emails was a sort of literary subgenre that I've come to think of as stream of unconsciousness.

Some of their most creative thinking was devoted to fashioning excuses for tardiness, skipping class entirely, and failure to complete assignments. One guy admitted that he had trouble getting into "the proper frame of mime" for an 8 a.m. class.

Then there were the two young men who missed class for having gotten on the wrong side of the law. They both emailed me, one to say that he had been charged with a "mister meaner," the other with a "misdeminor."

Another student blamed "inclimate weather" for his failure to come to class, admitting that it was a "poultry excuse." A male student who habitually came late and couldn't punctuate correctly had a double-duty excuse: "I don't worry about my punctual errors."

To their credit, students are often frank when it comes to admitting their shortcomings and attitude problems. Like the guy who owned up to doing "halfhazard work." Or the one who admitted that he wasn't smart enough to go to an "Ivory League school." Another lamented not being astute enough to follow the lecture on "Taco Bell's Canon" in music-appreciation class.

Many students have difficulty adjusting to life in dormitories. One complained that his roommate was "from another dementian." Another was irritated by a roommate's habit of using his "toilet trees" without asking. A female student, in describing an argument over her roommate's smelling up their room with cheap perfume, referred to getting in her "two scents' worth."

Some find you can't go home again. After several weeks at school, one coed returned to her childhood house only to find life there "homedrum."

To be fair, many of the young men and women I encountered over the years are capable of serious thinking on social issues and international affairs. The Iraq War, in what one student called "nomad's land," was very much on their minds. Some were for it, some against it. The most ardent supporter was the guy who described his attitude as "gun-ho." One student lamented that we're becoming a society that "creates its individuals in a lavatory." Another worried that education reform might result in school being in "secession" year round.

When it comes to relationships, it is, in the words of more than one undergraduate, "a doggy-dog world." But I'm sure most of us could sympathize with the girl who said she resented being "taken for granite" by her boyfriend. Some learn the price of intimacy the hard way, like the coed who referred to becoming pregnant on "that fetal night." She might have been better off with the young gentleman who spoke of his policy of keeping relationships "strictly plutonic."

One struggling freshman summed it up for all of us when he wrote, "Life has too much realism." Maybe so, but I don't recommend coping like the guy who referred to getting away from it all by spending the day "sitting on a peer."

Among students' biggest complaints is that they have to write so much in college. In his end-of-semester evaluation, one honest soul complained that "writhing gives me fits." Sad to say, it's not uncommon to hear students remark on how much they look forward to being done with English.

Who knows what language they'll use then?

[photo up top via Espangrish]

July 10, 2012 at 12:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (7) | TrackBack

Tentacle Doorstop


Hand painted, so no two are exactly alike.


Tough urethane resin with 1/8"-thick rubber padding for tight grip.


5" x 2-1/4" x 5".




[via The Green Head]

July 10, 2012 at 11:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack

Experts' Experts: Steaming Clams

From the "Kitchen Notes" feature of the July & August issue of Cook's Illustrated: "When cooking hard-shell clams in the test kitchen, we've noticed that there can be as much as a five-minute difference between when the first clam opens and the last clam opens (indicating doneness). Clams can easily overcook once opened, leaving them chewy and shriveled. To ensure perfectly cooked clams, remove each as it opens and hold them in a plate-covered bowl, where they'll stay warm while the rest of the clams finish cooking. This method becomes unwieldy when cooking loads of clams, but if it's just a dozen or two, we've found that it's well worth the extra effort to guarantee the best texture."

July 10, 2012 at 10:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack

Trap Door Colander


That's different.

From The Green Head: "The Trap Door Colander prevents the spills and messes of traditional colanders — it has a convenient trap door bottom for easy dispensing into a bowl or serving dish. After straining your pasta, just pull on the levers located conveniently below the handles to open one or both of the trap doors underneath, depending on your desired serving portion."



July 10, 2012 at 09:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack

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