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July 1, 2012

"Klout believes you are influential about Pizza"

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Well, duh — what took them so long to twig?

Up top, my current Klout homepage, displaying my current (highest ever) score.

All credit goes to clifyt, my great friend in Bloomington, Indiana, who has singlehandedly taken it upon himself to lift my virtual self up onto his strong back and carry me to the promised land, even at the cost of his own Klout score's precipitous decline (below)

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as he focuses on taking me to Olympian heights.

All power to clifyt.

Bonus: Simultaneous with being declared a Pizza Influenzer®™©, I was awarded my very first ever Klout perk.

That's the good news.

The bad: It's $50 off at Rent The Runway.

Too bad it's not transferable to one of my fashionista homies, what?

At least, I don't think that's the case.

Prove me wrong and it's yours.

July 1, 2012 at 02:01 PM | Permalink


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Sorry, Becs. According to Christina Hendricks you have to bevbetween a size 0 and 2 to merit a designer dress in Hollywood. She's a busty 12. Oh well, anorexia never went out of fashion.

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Jul 3, 2012 12:30:50 PM

We should all klout one another to see if we can get to the top.

Posted by: clifyt | Jul 1, 2012 11:14:37 PM

I would throw my virtual hat into the ring but Rent the Runway doesn't think any woman who wears a size greater than 12 should appear in public.

Posted by: Becs | Jul 1, 2012 2:32:21 PM

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