Ketchup Packet Baby Onesie

What took so long?

From the website:

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Babies actually can be more than just crying poopy diapers-with-legs.

Little baby fits ever so gently into this perforated ready-for-consumption Ketchup Packet.

You may even forget that you"re looking at a baby when you drift into hallucinations of fries, scrambled eggs, bacon, hamburgers, hot dogs, and barbeques!

You"ll never have to ask a waiter for extra ketchup again.

You just squeeze on the baby and get a squishy surprise.

Oh man, that sounds horrifying.

Well, at least you'll get a ton of laughs and baby will stay warm.

Features:

• Covers baby's entire body and has a Velcro-sealed opening* at the bottom for access

• Super-soft polyester

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$22.95.

*Do not count on this closure's ability to serve as a back-up diaper. Just saying.