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August 17, 2012
Ketchup Packet Baby Onesie
What took so long?
From the website:
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Babies actually can be more than just crying poopy diapers-with-legs.
Little baby fits ever so gently into this perforated ready-for-consumption Ketchup Packet.
You may even forget that you"re looking at a baby when you drift into hallucinations of fries, scrambled eggs, bacon, hamburgers, hot dogs, and barbeques!
You"ll never have to ask a waiter for extra ketchup again.
You just squeeze on the baby and get a squishy surprise.
Oh man, that sounds horrifying.
Well, at least you'll get a ton of laughs and baby will stay warm.
Features:
• Covers baby's entire body and has a Velcro-sealed opening* at the bottom for access
• Super-soft polyester
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*Do not count on this closure's ability to serve as a back-up diaper. Just saying.
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baby Mormon? - looks magical to me
Posted by: sherlock | Aug 19, 2012 2:25:44 AM
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