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September 28, 2012

Swiss Army Tampon


What took so long?

Tactical Adventure Medical Preparedness Outdoors Necessity (T.A.M.P.O.N.)

Nine uses for a tampon outside the menstrual space:

• Cordage

• Bandage

• Fire Tinder

• Water Filter

• Fishing Bobber

• Blow Dart Fletching

• Wick for Improvised Candle

• Waterproof Match & Fire Tinder Case

• Blow Tube for Coal Burning Containers

Jezebel has the details.

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OK Flautist, I have decided, if you are not a professional comedy writer, you have missed your calling. You are way to f%^#ing funny!

Posted by: tamra | Sep 29, 2012 3:51:29 AM

How could they possibly leave these out:

*Christmas tree ornament

*Cat pull toy


*Clarinet swab

*Mood destroyer (strategic extracorporeal post-use placement)

*Party favor

*Travel sponge

*Toe stuffer for too-big but fabulous practically giveaway designer shoes they didn't have in your size

*Swizzle stick

Posted by: Flautist | Sep 28, 2012 7:08:12 PM

And, they make a fine "fuse" for your Molotov cocktail.

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Sep 28, 2012 11:23:12 AM

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