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October 18, 2012

Tongue Exerciser Anti-Flab Muscle Mouthpiece Fights Sagging Cheeks

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They had me at "Anti-Flab Muscle Mouthpiece" — "Fights Sagging Cheeks" is lagniappe.

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From the website:

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The Kuwaete Sukkiri Tongue Exerciser has three muscle-building techniques that can help improve your face line and those flabby, sagging cheeks.

Put the mouthpiece over your tongue and feel it work as you exercise your mouth and facial muscles.

It might look a little unusual from the outside but, with its grapefruit flavor fragrance, it will be comfortable and healthy to use.

Supervised by professional esthetician Kimiko Hirayama, just use the Kuwaete Sukkiri ("just add and feel fresh") for one minute per day.

Use your tongue to lift it up and down, or lightly clench down on it over and over again.

Lastly, you can also push out with your tongue while holding it between your teeth.

Features and details:

• Material: silicone with grapefruit fragrance (lasts 1-2 months)

• Size: 7.5 x 2.7 x 3.9cm (3 x 1.1 x 1.5")

• Weight: 13g (0.5 oz.)

• Made in Japan

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$52.

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The tongue is made of muscle, and there is no strange co-incidence that muscles need training.

Posted by: TwinPipes Plumbers | Oct 19, 2012 6:21:52 PM

Or just chew gum and blow bubbles for 20 minutes. People may think its gross but at least they will know what you have in your mouth.

Posted by: Joy | Oct 19, 2012 12:06:37 AM

Person walks into a bar and says,

How oral are the Japanese?

Bartender says,

Just read BOJ and find out.

Drum Roll...

Posted by: JoePeach | Oct 18, 2012 5:54:58 PM

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