Bacon Tie

 

From the website:

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The bacon's sizzling today!

With this smoking hot tie everyone's gonna be licking their chops in your direction.

You may even be tempted to eat your own tie — and that's speaking from experience.

It tastes nothing like real bacon but it looks just as good — maybe better!

Why not surprise everyone at your sister's boring wedding with something hot and crispy?

Turn every business meeting into a bacon bonanza — whip out a few plates of real bacon too and you've just scored yourself a promotion!

Remember, everyone loves bacon — some people are just better at hiding it.

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$19 (bonus: kosher).