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November 27, 2012

Inflatable for Cats


Stand down, it's just a unicorn horn.

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What's wrong with you?

Gray Cat's another matter.

When the picture up top came up on my screen she stared at it for a few seconds, arched her back with her fur standing straight up, then backed into her pre-pounce crouch preparatory to what looked to me like an all-out full frontal head butt centered right on my Retina Display.

Clicked away in a Podunk town minute, I did.

From the website:


Your cat pretends to be standoffish and cool, but slip this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats on top of kitty's cranium and she'll reveal the fun-loving feline that you know she hides beneath her scowl.

Cats think it's cool, especially when they get to wear it in front of other cats.

Why have just a regular cat when you could have a caticorn?

It's not at all even a little bit humiliating.

Be careful — some people report that it has turned their cat into a jerk.

Details and Features:

• Four-point elastic strap system

• Makes your dreams come true

• 5.5" tall

• Vinyl



November 27, 2012 at 07:01 PM | Permalink


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Flautist knows the feline mind.

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Nov 28, 2012 10:00:49 AM

OMG! I thought this was a fake aprils fool product. I'm buying this!

Posted by: clifyt | Nov 27, 2012 10:18:40 PM

Mind of cat model:

Big pee in exact center of bed tomorrow evening...turd in cup of bra left on bedroom floor...redesign priceless antique quilt...blood drawn during Laxatone administration tonight...Baccarat relocated - oops!...pukey hairball in athletic shoe...a.m. feeding yowl 2 hours early......

Posted by: Flautist | Nov 27, 2012 7:30:47 PM

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