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November 26, 2012

Vinderhosen

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Apparently you can't get enough of these weird wine bottle covers.

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First Vinderpants, then Vinderalls and now these.

What can I say?

Your wish is my demand.

Wait a sec... that's not right.

Never mind.

Keynes once remarked that the secret of success in the stock market lay not in knowing which companies were good values but rather which companies most people thought were good values.

Then it was like shooting fish in a barrel, just follow the crowd to the money tree.

From the Vinderhosen website:

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No More Naked Labels

Vinderhosen are tiny German pants for your wine bottle!

Just slip a pair of these vinyl lederhosen on a bottle of wine and slide them up over the exposed label.

If you're bringing wine as a gift, shouldn't that wine have the common decency to slip on a pair of pants?

It may not be a formal occasion, but surely it's formal enough to require pants.

Good for a housewarming gift or any situation where putting a bottle of wine in lederhosen would make people happy (which is pretty much every situation we can think of).

Just in case you didn't know, lederhosen is German for "leather breeches." They are thought to symbolize virility and brawn.

Features and Details:

• Way snazzier than a gift bag

• Fits most standard 750ml bottles

• Conceals inexpensive or inauspicious vintages

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$12.

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But does it Yodel?

Posted by: JoePeach | Nov 27, 2012 12:08:33 AM

Vinderpants: $9
Vinderalls: $12
Vinderhosen: $12

Hmmm.

Posted by: antares | Nov 26, 2012 9:23:55 PM

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