Emergency Affirmation Button says "You are awesome!"

From the website:

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Finally, an inanimate object that understands you

You know how you are awesome every second of every day but other people are too caught up in their own stuff to notice?

Take this Emergency Affirmation Button with you and it's just like having a best friend that always says the right thing when you need it.

So the next time you do something excellent (yet again) and no one seems to recognize it (yet again), just press the button and you'll hear an enthusiastic, "You are awesome!"

Ahhh, now doesn't that feel better?

This button will help you through the darkest times, propping up your ego when no one else will — you'll want to marry it!

Each 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" plastic device has a hole in the back so you can hang it on a wall.

Requires two AAA batteries (not included).

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$10.71 (self-esteem not included).