4:01 a.m. Bottle Opener Series ('I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy") — Episode 26: Strap-on Bottle Opener

Got your attention, what?

From the website:

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The world's one and only strap-on speed opener.

Ideal for bartenders who open a lot of bottled beer.

Keeps your fingers free to count $$$ or ring the register.

Curved shape fits comfortably in one's hand.

3 styles:

• Male (larger strap)

• Female (smaller strap)

• Pink

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$1.95.

[above photo of Jennifer as seen in Nightclub and Bar Magazine by Mark of BarProducts.com]