Fondue Toilet — Mmmm.....

Porcelain — the way toilets were meant to be.

$17.13 (fondue forks — but not cherry and/or chocolate sauce— included).

[via Laurel who tweeted "See today's blog post? Thought u might get a laugh!" She got that right. As I think about it, it's actually rather pathetic that I'm this easy to target: just find something toilet-related and you're pretty much guaranteed to hit the jackpot — if getting your name in a bookofjoe post is your idea of a jackpot. There are those — more than a few people, I'm afraid — who'd consider it a booby prize.).]

[Actually, kind of perfect in a loserville Valentine's Day way: just make sure to use bittersweet chocolate.]