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October 23, 2013

What is it? First bookofjoe Contest of 2013®™© is on! (Jessa rules!)


Answer here this time tomorrow.

The winner — to be determined by Gray Cat using a complex deep black super-secret algorithm so fiendishly abstruse even the NSA gave up trying to crack it — gets Party G1rl Lollipops, kindly furnished by Jason Darling, owner-founder of Lollyphile, who will immediately dispatch a fresh batch to your door once I give him the word.


Full disclosure: I have a bunch of these lollipops, which Jason sent to me after I featured them here last month: they are very good.

Trust me on this.

If for any reason you are not pleased with your prize, please let me or Jason know and we will walk away from you and your email as fast as humanly possible... no, that's not right — how did that get in here?

From the top: If for any reason you are not pleased with your prize, please let me or Jason know and we will cheerfully refund every penny you paid.

There, that's better.

But I digress.

A hint on the mystery object pictured up top: bigger than a bread box.

Another: contains no metal.

A third: not designed in this century.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot: reader Jessa, whose comment:

HOW DOES IT WORK? That is what I want to know. I'm not interested in the icing, I'm interested in party mode. Ecstasy? Is it ecstasy?

on the Party G1rl Lollipops post inspired me to bring back contests after a couple-year-long hiatus, gets a shipment of these sweet — but not too sweet, just right — treats for providing the spark.

Well done, g1rlfriend!

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Michelle Obama's "Scared Fatless" school cafeteria Gorgon Plates

Posted by: 50 laps! | Oct 24, 2013 2:26:46 AM

DID YOU KNOW...if you rotate it 120º you can see a second face. And if you rotate it another 120º a third face appears. Hmmm....

Posted by: Marianne | Oct 24, 2013 12:49:51 AM

Arg, I missed the deadline to go take out the leaf bags. But here goes-

Original joe’s Monday night post-induction reduction. Time-warp wormholes with Real Old Country Flavor. $8.95.

Posted by: Marianne | Oct 24, 2013 12:49:00 AM

Spaghetti and Medusa Balls

Posted by: Chef mmm-boy | Oct 23, 2013 11:28:05 PM

...something to do with breast milk flavored lollipops?

Posted by: jonathand | Oct 23, 2013 8:42:12 PM

Medusa. By Caravaggio, I believe, in collaboration with Chef Boyardee.

Posted by: Cass Cannon | Oct 23, 2013 6:06:00 PM

What has latent children's book characters hidden by a pasta mess on a plate ('bigger than a bread box')? Is that a kitty at top, and Winnie the Pooh, I see?

Guessing a pizza stone!

Posted by: Juan Caruso | Oct 23, 2013 3:49:54 PM

The last unhappy customer at a David Chang restaurant.

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Oct 23, 2013 11:30:00 AM

medusa in sauce and pasta

Posted by: thomasina | Oct 23, 2013 3:22:09 AM

Made U Say MedUSa

Posted by: Paul D Pruitt | Oct 23, 2013 12:13:04 AM

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