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October 3, 2014

Breath Palette Water Excellent Pack Flavored Mouthwash Set

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From the website:

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Why should mouthwash be boring?

That's where this Breath Palette Water Excellent Pack comes in, which offers FOUR exciting flavors to spruce up your mornings and nights.

Proper oral hygiene is important but need not be a chore with these original tasting mouthwashes.

In this pack of 32 you get Lavender, Orange, White Peach, Rose, and Orange flavors.

We think you'll agree, you don't get much more innovative than lavender mouthwash!

These are great for parties or special occasions, or for just making keeping your mouth clean more fun.

Features and Details:

  • Set of 32 mouthwash packs (10ml, 0.3 fl oz each)
  • Flavors: Lavender, Orange, White Peach, Blueberry, Rose
  • Contains no surfactants
  • Hold in mouth for 10-30 seconds
  • Labels/instructions: Japanese

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Full disclosure: I spent a considerable amount of time trying to figure out just how these would be "great for parties" — without success.

Flautist?

Bueller?

Anyone?

$27.

October 3, 2014 at 04:01 PM | Permalink


Comments

Joe,

I had a Peach Blossom kombucha for lunch today.

I thought of you!

Posted by: Marianne | Oct 7, 2014 5:50:49 PM

Great for parties because they fit in your pocket or purse, so you can excuse yourself for a quick gargle after that anchovy laden ceaser salad or upon spotting the hottie of your dreams, thereby returning ready for some brilliant conversation or breathy closeness. Now you understand.

Posted by: Tamra | Oct 5, 2014 7:55:37 PM

Great for parties because they fit in your pocket or purse, so you can excuse yourself for a quick gargle after that anchovy laden ceaser salad or upon spotting the hottie of your dreams, thereby returning ready for some brilliant conversation or breathy closeness. Now you understand.

Posted by: Tamra | Oct 5, 2014 7:55:37 PM

Heh heh, Heh heh, she said "White Peach"!

Posted by: Joe Peach | Oct 5, 2014 10:40:48 AM

What clifyt said.
And what Marianne said.
In fact, just forget I came here, good-bye.

No, I can't let you off that easily. If you spent a "considerable" (I might define, arbitrarily, "considerable" as, ummm... maybe more than 15 minutes - to me, that's considerable, considering that I hardly ever consider anything) amount of time trying to figure out the party use of this set of 4 or 5 or 8 mouthwash abominations, then you must have come up with a theory or two, which is probably more than the Japan Trend Shop ever had. Me, I'm going to stick with rinsing out with Chanel No.5 or Barq's Root Beer - whichever is handier.

Posted by: Flautist | Oct 4, 2014 1:19:15 PM

"Lavender, Orange, White Peach, Rose, and Orange flavors" reads like FIVE exciting flavors but is really just FOUR, like it says.

"Lavender, Orange, White Peach, Blueberry, Rose" is FIVE flavors.

The photo shows EIGHT exciting colors, including green (Green Tea), yellow (something that starts with P, maybe Pineapple) and black (mystery flavor, free sample pack to whoever deciphers it).

Maybe you need to do some field research with regard to that party thing. We'll expect a full report.

Posted by: Marianne | Oct 3, 2014 10:20:59 PM

Is it just me, or do most of these flavors sound like they'd be horrible right after brushing? Especially Orange??? Ever have OJ right after brushing? It changes the entire pallet for a couple of minutes. 15 minutes after brushing? Sure...right after? Heck no.

These literally make me sick even thinking about these flavors. As a drink? Sure...as a mouthwash, no.

Posted by: Clifyt | Oct 3, 2014 7:46:18 PM

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