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June 25, 2015

Agaru Sleeping Kogao Hammock Face Mask — "Chin cheek sag slack stretching massage"

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From the website:

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A "hammock" for making your face smaller (kogao), retaining your beauty and youth couldn't be any easier than by just slipping this Agaru Sleeping Kogao Hammock Face Mask on over your ears, and letting it do all the hard stretching and massage work for you.

It will pull back on your skin and keep it firm and youthful, fighting the sag or slack that inevitably comes with age. 

We think you'd be hard-pressed to find a simpler but nonetheless effective way to fight aging.

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It really is just a case of putting this on while you rest or sleep, while the mask combats gravity's effects on your skin.

Features and Details:

  • Made in Japan
  • Material: Elastomer
  • Instructions: Japanese (but easy to use)
  • Size: 200 x 95 x 2mm (7.9 x 3.7 x 0.08")
  • Note: If you experience discomfort or skin reaction, cease wearing the mask immediately and see a specialist. This is not a medical tool.

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$34.

June 25, 2015 at 08:01 AM | Permalink


Comments

Tamra, hahahahaha!! I was wondering about that, too.
But I don't know if my ears are up to the task.

Posted by: Flautist | Jun 28, 2015 6:36:47 AM

Can I get a larger size for my butt?

Posted by: tamra | Jun 28, 2015 2:06:07 AM

It looks a hell of a lot better than the chin straps us mouth-breathing cpap users end up getting.

Posted by: Rocketboy | Jun 27, 2015 11:08:13 PM

After you've lowered & projected your ears using as described, you could always turn the thing around with the drain holes (?) on top of your head and pull the ears back up. Follow that by wrapping it around the back of your head, anchor the big holes over the nose & flatten the ears back in place. Then I don't know what you're gonna do about your pig nose.

Posted by: Flautist | Jun 26, 2015 7:49:26 AM

Having your ears pulled down and out is a small price to pay for the benefits you'll see in your chin!

Posted by: mark | Jun 26, 2015 6:14:08 AM

Aghagh ear-flaring chin-dimpling wundersling imagination-stretch. In just 20 days you can look like Yoda!

Posted by: Marianne | Jun 25, 2015 5:44:37 PM

Regarding the note at the end of the product description advising potential users, in the event of experiencing irritation or discomfort, to cease wearing the face hammock immediately and "see a specialist" - perhaps a psychiatrist.

Posted by: Flautist | Jun 25, 2015 10:39:37 AM

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