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December 3, 2015

Self-Heating Titanium Butter Knife


What took so long?

Features and Details:

• Titanium

• 9.3" long

• Dishwasher-safe

• No batteries required

The video below offers a demonstration.

Alas, it sounds better than it works: nearly half the Amazon reviewers gave it 1 star, with one such disgruntled customer writing, "The reason why I gave it one (1) star is because there is no zero star. It does not only not work as advertised — it doesn't work at all!!!

Red or Black: $19.95.

Consider this a Bizarro World post.

December 3, 2015 at 08:01 AM | Permalink


butter is a distant memory now... replaced with Lipitor

Posted by: Fritz | Dec 3, 2015 10:29:30 PM

I discovered this method, which may work as well as or better than the titanium knife, when I was five years old:
1. Wash hands
2. Pick up slab of butter
3. Hold butter slab in hot little hand
4. Squeeze & work butter around in fist
5. Apply melty butter from hand and butter slab to toast
6. Return misshapen butter glob to fridge

To save valuable time I usually omitted steps 1 and 6.

Posted by: Flautist | Dec 3, 2015 8:52:44 AM

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