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December 29, 2016

CatCalmer Face Massager


Whoa, Nellie — try this out on Gray Cat, Laurie or Jane and prepare for a facial flaying in the finest feline style.

From the website:



You are already your cat's favorite human — now show some love back by giving them the best massage they'll ever have.

Cats love this face massager.

Features and Details:

• Made from soft, safe, and durable plastic

• Handle stretches to fit any size cat

• Can be used on your other furry friends: dogs love it too







[via my venerable Crack San Francisco Correspondent©® Richard Kashdan who just keeps getting better and better, like a 1995 Chateau Latour.]

N.B. This was to have been featured yesterday as a "What is it?" but several distaff members of my Crack Editorial Board©® laughed so hard at the finished post — for what I considered the wrong reasons (along with rather coarse accompanying comments) — that I chose to pull it.

December 29, 2016 at 08:01 AM | Permalink


What? Huh? Ehh...uh...
No, no.


Posted by: Flautist | Dec 30, 2016 5:21:36 AM

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