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October 20, 2018

Why I'm switching from novels to short stories at bedtime


In two words: Gray Cat.


I'm unable to read more than a half-page in bed at night before she throws out her Kitty Somnolence Field©®, rendering me unconscious so rapidly that in the morning, I can't even recall turning out the light.


Clearly she tosses in a dollop of retrograde amnesia at no additional charge.


I wish I could bottle and sell what she does

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'cause I'd be richer than Croesus.

October 20, 2018 at 02:01 PM | Permalink


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