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June 16, 2019

Candy Bar Power Rankings

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[via the Los Angeles Times]

June 16, 2019 at 12:01 PM | Permalink


Total crap. Well, almost.
I could go on and on, but for one thing, Three Musketeers are (is?) not boring. True, they're not as good since the nougat formula has been futzed around with, but the things have to be frozen. Solid. So that biting into one is a dicey adventure of possible tooth-cracking or crown-yanking. The splintering of the smoking cold nougat then the rapid melting is why this bar exists.

Reese's Fast Break has to be refrigerated. Not frozen. A truly chewy peanut butter cup, yuuuuummmmmm.๐Ÿ˜ƒ Again, crowns beware.

Hershey bars are what they are. They're chocolate filler, not designed to be great, but to remind you at all points that This Is Hershey. Melty, childhood, screaming-baby-in-the-grocery-cart-at-the-checkout-line-frantically-struggling-for-the-brown-and-silver-thing-it-knows. It. KNOWS.

Posted by: Flautist | Jun 16, 2019 2:30:05 PM

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