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March 8, 2020

Finger Watch



From the website:

What time is it?

Finger time!

Clunky wristwatches are so last century.

The Finger Watch is more minimalist than a wristwatch and way more chic than your phone's clock.

It's past time to replace that gold Casio watch you've had since 2009.

It's time to step into the future with time at your fingertips.

Well, it's more like time at your knuckles, but you get the idea.

Never again find yourself awkwardly asking strangers if they have the time.
Ice yourself out and watch the compliments and VIP treatment roll in.
We're surprised Cardi B didn't mention this thing in "I Like It" — yeah, it's THAT fancy.
Keep an extra eye out for muggers when you're wearing this 'cause they'll think you're some sort of billionaire.
Damn that exquisite gold finish.
Features and Details:
• One size fits most
• Batteries included


Blue or Red: $8.99.

March 8, 2020 at 08:01 AM | Permalink


They had them back in the 50s:


and there was a brief resurgence of them in the late 60s/early 70s.

Posted by: CBRetriever | Mar 8, 2020 3:36:32 PM

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