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Antique Pocket Shopping List

Once upon a time in America.

They don't build 'em the way they used to.

I like it

I'm talking about the ad; I could care less about actually getting an Apple credit card.

Heresy from a fanboi?

Not really: at this point, I have all the credit and credit cards I need: why add yet another monthly bill?

Little Eva — 'The Locomotion'

Res ipsa loquitur.

An early 1960s Shindig blast from the past.

Ooh, she was good.

Things I have at least five of — and use regularly

• Doorstops

• Staplers

• Scotch tape dispensers

• Reading glasses (1.25 magnification)

• Bat weights (top, red)

• Chargers for my Apple devices — right now, 14 are in use

Ear Tsubo Pressure Point Cat Massagers — 'Feline-shaped acupressure stimulator earpieces'

Finally.

From the website:

Ear Tsubo Pressure Point Cat Massagers are as cute as they are useful.

Help relieve stiffness by targeting the acupressure points in your ears in this easy way.

Slip on these feline-shaped earpieces and apply your hands to stimulate the tsubo pressure points there.

Yes, just wear them and press down: that's all there is to it.

Experiment with pressing different places (the lobes, the middle, the edge) and for different lengths of time or at different strengths.

Stimulating the various ear pressure points helps relieve muscle fatigue, improve circulation, and loosen stiffness.

Features and Details:

• For stimulating tsubo (pressure points) in the ears

• 2.6" x 1.8' x 0.7"

• Silicone

• Instructions: Japanese (but easy to use)

$28.

Still not sure?

Watch the 

movie.