bookofjoe

59 years ago today

Homage to Galileo

A bowling ball and feathers falling in a vacuum. Since there is no air resistance, they fall at the same speed.

Lay's Stax Potato Chips Roasted Seaweed Flavor

I swear these look — at least from the illustration on the label — like green Pringle's.

No matter, let the lawyers fight it out.

This past Sunday evening my Crack Indianapolis Correspondent©® clifyt emailed me as follows, attaching the two photos on the left in the video up top. He wrote:

I asked someone what the label said and I was told "Mega Funtime Undersea Seaweed Bouncy Land Adventure Flavor" — honestly, not being proficient in kanji, I have to take him at his word.

These were delicious though and I thought I needed to send in my research.

This is why I've been paying clifyt the HUGE $$$ since 2004.

But I digress.

My Crack Research Team©® immediately took the bit between their teeth and discovered you can get a can of your very own umami bombs for $3.99.

Mine are en route.

You can too!