Mexican Street Corn Cheetos

Yesterday I made yet another in a series of failed expeditions to get my hands on new Doritos Ketchup Flavor and Mustard Flavor.

I spent about 10 minutes in the Doritos section, slowly making my way along each row of endless variations, but no luck.

However, serendipity raised its lovely head in the form of Cheetos Mexican Street Corn flavor... on the back of the bag it says

           ALL THE ELOTE FLAVORS!

I've never had Mexican street corn so I'm in no position to confirm or deny the truth of that assertion but no matter: this is good stuff.

Look for it wherever you get your junk food.

$4.99 at my local Kroger — "located in Aisle 13."

You could look it up.

If you're not here in Podunkville but — like Greg Perkins and his fruitless search at Wegmans in Rochester, New York, for Rogue River Blue cheese [see Comments] you come up empty — there's always Amazon.

Pricey, though: $10.40 for an 8.5 oz bag.

How bad do you want it?

Flautist?

clifyt?

Bueller?

Anyone?