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The Most Popular Rotti Lady in Bangkok

This master of Thai street food will be happy to make you a fresh egg and banana rotti.

Find her at the Sala Daeng BTS Station.

This video's had 36 million views since it was posted two months ago.

You could look it up.

You only live — correction, die — twice

If you could, would you want to know when you will die?

Up top, The Death Clock's forecast of my day of death using Safari.

Below,

the forecast using Google Chrome.

Clearly, the two live in different space-time continua.

I'm gonna opt for SafariWorld where I get over three more years to cause trouble.

Can they predict one (or two) for you?

[via Steven Petrow's January 29, 2022 Washington Post story headlined "If you could, would you want to know when you will die?"]

James Bond film titles all over this:

• "You Only Live Twice" (1967)

• "Live and Let Die" (1973)

• "Die Another Day" (2002)

• "No Time to Die" (2021)

Ritz Crackers Multipurpose Pouch — 'Snack-themed mini bag'

From the website:

Ritz Crackers have been around since 1971 [sic] and apparently there is something in their taste that the Japanese find appealing.

So much so that they are available everywhere, from the biggest supermarkets to the smallest convenience stores and even the remotest vending machines.

And so much so that they even inspire fan merchandise.

Like the Ritz Crackers Multipurpose Pouch, which incidentally and novelty value aside, is one of the most practical mini bags on the market!

On the outside, the Ritz Crackers Multipurpose Pouch does indeed look like a box of Ritz Crackers, even sporting the logo of Nabisco, the crackers' maker and one of the most famous snack manufacturers in the world.

But open up the zipper (whose tab is also Ritz-shaped and can be detached and used as a charm) and you see it has lots of pockets that allow you to tidy up all the small stuff cluttering your bag, from cosmetics to electronics accessories, stationery, and more.

And to make things even more practical, it also comes with a detachable zippered mini pouch that you can use as a wallet!

Features and Details:

• Exterior pockets: 2 open

• Size (empty): 8.7" x 5.9" x 1"

• 8-page Ritz magazine included

• Detachable zippered mini pouch with mesh back

• Detachable Ritz Cracker-shaped zipper tab/charm

• Interior pockets: 2 banded, 2 open, 2 mini, 1 mesh, 1 zippered, 1  wide

$35 (Pouch comes filled with Ritz Crackers for orders from Atlanta's southern suburbs; please specify Original, Roasted Vegetable, Honey Wheat, Garlic Butter, Hint of Salt, Reduced Fat, Whole Wheat, or Everything).