You only live — correction, die — twice

If you could, would you want to know when you will die?

Up top, The Death Clock's forecast of my day of death using Safari.

Below,

the forecast using Google Chrome.

Clearly, the two live in different space-time continua.

I'm gonna opt for SafariWorld where I get over three more years to cause trouble.

Can they predict one (or two) for you?

[via Steven Petrow's January 29, 2022 Washington Post story headlined "If you could, would you want to know when you will die?"]

James Bond film titles all over this:

• "You Only Live Twice" (1967)

• "Live and Let Die" (1973)

• "Die Another Day" (2002)

• "No Time to Die" (2021)