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December 1, 2023

Paparazzi Black Bar Sunglasses

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These are SO much fun to wear out and about.

I've had mine for many years.

Now you can too!

Almost famous?

Wearing these could put you over the top.

From websites:

Get ready to hide from the paparazzi and keep yourself safe at all times from identity invasion.

Your face will be obscured and your identity will remain safe with these Black Bar Glasses.

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Evil paparazzi will have no hope of identifying you in reckless situations where your underwear is riding you the wrong way or when you spill a jar of pickles in the middle of the grocery store and need to dash.

Think of these glasses as a security guard of sorts minus the 7-foot height and taekwondo expertise.

With the slip of a wrist you're out of harm's way and you just may be able to run for political office one day.

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These also work extra well for family reunions and school photos.

Glasses fit most adult faces and make it hard to see your eyes but easy for you to see out.

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$12.79 (photographers not included with orders from Atlanta's southern suburbs. All others: caveat emptor).

December 1, 2023 at 08:01 AM | Permalink


Comments

These are actually better looking than a lot of the crap sunglasses I see in public these days.

Posted by: Luke | Dec 3, 2023 7:44:07 AM

Gotta wonder if these will block facial recognition surveillance.....

Posted by: Mike | Dec 1, 2023 12:26:48 PM

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