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English Museums Averaging Less Than 1 Visitor/Day

[The three-storey white-washed Bay Museum is a 1960s naval monitoring station once used to prevent passing ships setting off magnetic underwater mines.]

From the BBC:

Nearly everybody knows of Stonehenge, the Tower of London and the Natural History Museum. Each year, Visit England's annual statistics reveal the millions who flock to explore the nation's best-known attractions. But what of the 20 or so at the other end of the list who see fewer than 300 visitors a year?

From the outside, The Bay Museum on Canvey Island in Essex looks more like a toilet block than a trove of military treasures.

Once a Cold War naval magnetic monitoring station, the diminutive white-washed building was plucked from a possible future as an ice cream shack and turned into a museum.

Inside, nearly every piece of wall space is packed with military items from both world wars, including weapons, medals, uniforms and models.

[One of the key exhibits is an engine cylinder from a B-17 which crashed at Canvey Point in 1944.]

Come rain or shine, the team of volunteers here — three of whom are owners of the items exhibited — aim to open every Sunday throughout the year.

With about 200 visitors a year, The Bay Museum was Visit England's 18th least-visited attraction.

On some days, not a single visitor makes it through the door.

On other days, there might be a small flurry, with people coming from as far away as the US, Argentina and Nigeria.

[Museum treasurer Martin Daniell.]

"We recently had somebody from Ukraine and another from Russia — on the same day," says museum treasurer Martin Daniell.

"It is an absolute pleasure when we get people who have come a long way. Mostly, it is people from Essex and London.

"People often say they expect to spend 10 minutes here. Three hours later, they are often still here and suddenly worry about the car parking."

"We're all about remembrance and education," says David Thorndike, who was a 10-year-old boy when the B-17s collided near Canvey and remembers the immediate aftermath.

"We had a young woman recently who thanked us for helping her with her GCSE work. They were so interested in the museum — it makes it very rewarding."

Some of the museums with the fewest annual visitors declined to speak with the BBC for fear they might suddenly attract more people than they could accommodate.

Susanna Chancellor, the present beneficiary of the Stoke Park Settlement Trust, is perfectly content with the modest visitor numbers she sees each year.

Northamptonshire's Stoke Park Pavilions in Stoke Bruerne, Towcester, hosted 140 or so visitors in 2022.

It might not sound a huge number but it was a 520% rise on the 20 guests recorded by Visit England in 2021.

[Today, the house (and its later replacement) are gone. The two pavilions, however, whose design is attributed to Inigo Jones, still stand.]

The site occupied by the two pavilions has a regal past.

In 1541, the 400-acre deer park at Stoke Bruerne was acquired by Henry VIII, who used it for hunting.

Then, in 1629, the ill-fated Charles I gave it to Sir Frances Crane to settle a debt.

Under Sir Frances, the medieval hunting lodge was replaced by an impressive new country house, the first in England built in the Italian Palladian style.

Linked by colonnades stood two pavilions — one, a chapel; the other, a library.

Most of the visitors who come to see the pavilions are either locals, walkers or those with a bent for architecture.

"We had a couple of bus loads of architectural students visit last year," says Mrs Chancellor. "We also get people doing trips down the canal who think it would be nice to come and have a look. And we've had a few visits from caravan club members.

"Because we're between Northampton and Milton Keynes, we get quite a few visits from people who live in the area. Some did not previously know we were here before, which is nice.

"We've only got one lavatory," she says.

"And we've got no café, no shop and no entrance fee — and visitors seem to appreciate a bit of quiet."

Places like The Bay Museum and Stoke Park Pavilions form "a crucial and valuable part" of the range of attractions out there, says Andrew Stokes, director of Visit England.

"From our renowned museums, galleries, castles and historic houses to our stunning gardens, rural, wildlife and outdoor attractions there really is an attraction to suit every taste and budget," he adds.

But can our smallest attractions offer something household names cannot?

[Visitors will usually get a bespoke tour of Longthorpe Tower, says volunteer Karyn Hillier.]

Karyn Hillier, a volunteer guide at Longthorpe Tower, Peterborough, believes the answer is a resounding "yes".

The tower, which houses one of the most complete sets of 14th Century domestic wall paintings in northern Europe, had just 183 visitors a year at the most recent count.

"We vary the information based on the type of group we have coming," she says.

"If we have children, we will focus on the animals and the bonnacon (a mythical bovine creature which emits burning poo), and we have colouring that children can do.

"We also get historians and people from outside Peterborough come who do know about the tower and its history.

"We try and give a sense of what life was like for the Thorpe family when this was built."

[Volunteer Alan Brimmell says many people are "surprised" by their visit to the tower.]

But for those who do make it to Longthorpe, says fellow volunteer Alan Brimmell, the offer is something "unique to the country".

"Most existing medieval paintings are in churches, cathedrals and monasteries.

"This was somebody's status symbol and it is purely accidental that it has survived because most did not.

[Volunteer Amanda Johnson says some visitors have lived their entire lives nearby without realising the tower was under their noses]

Like many of the nation's smallest museums, Longthorpe is only open at weekends (during the warmer months) or when guides are available.

Volunteer Amanda Johnson says the tower often attracts "people from around the world coming to see specific things", including medievalists and art historians.

But the biggest source of pride for those keeping England's smallest attractions going comes not from the miles a visitor will travel but from local discovery.

"Most people who come in to have a look around leave pretty impressed."

BehindTheMedspeak: Duct Tape Works Better Than Cryotherapy For Warts

Over 20 years ago a scientific study found this to be true.

A copy of the 2002 paper, titled "The efficacy of duct tape vs cryotherapy in the treatment of verruca vulgaris (the common wart)," is probably not among the various publications to be found in dermatologists' waiting rooms.

No matter. 

The article's conclusion: "Duct tape occlusion therapy was significantly more effective than cryotherapy for treatment of the common wart."

Read the abstract below.

Objective: To determine if application of duct tape is as effective as cryotherapy in the treatment of common warts.

Design: A prospective, randomized controlled trial with 2 treatment arms for warts in children.

Setting: The general pediatric and adolescent clinics at a military medical center.

Patients: A total of 61 patients (age range, 3-22 years) were enrolled in the study from October 31, 2000, to July 25, 2001; 51 patients completed the study and were available for analysis.

Intervention: Patients were randomized using computer-generated codes to receive either cryotherapy (liquid nitrogen applied to each wart for 10 seconds every 2-3 weeks) for a maximum of 6 treatments or duct tape occlusion (applied directly to the wart) for a maximum of 2 months. Patients had their warts measured at baseline and with return visits.

Main outcome measure: Complete resolution of the wart being studied.

Results: Of the 51 patients completing the study, 26 (51%) were treated with duct tape, and 25 (49%) were treated with cryotherapy. Twenty-two patients (85%) in the duct tape arm vs 15 patients (60%) enrolled in the cryotherapy arm had complete resolution of their warts (P =.05 by chi(2) analysis). The majority of warts that responded to either therapy did so within the first month of treatment.

Conclusion: Duct tape occlusion therapy was significantly more effective than cryotherapy for treatment of the common wart.

eufy Security Camera

I was totally dismayed last year when Google announced it was turning off its Nest security camera app on April 8, 2024.

Nest was originally Dropcam: I bought one when they first came out in 2012.

In 2013 the Dropcam Pro came out with sharper video and a wider field of view so I ponied up $199 and took a flutter.

I've had my Dropcam Pro aimed at my driveway to let me know when the pizza delivery person was arriving ever since the nifty device appeared: great device, zero problems ever.

Google bought Dropcam in 2014 and brought out the Nest Cam as a Dropcam successor, while maintaining the original Dropcam and Dropcam Pro functionality until turning it off in April.

The Dropcam was so easy and simple even a TechnoDolt©®™ could set it up and use it: I'm the poster boy for that claim.

But I digress.

I checked recently to see if Google really did turn off its Nest app as promised and indeed it is defunct.

With a heavy heart I turned to my Crack Research Team©®™ and told them to find me the equivalent.

Well guess what?

A lot has happened in the home security camera arena in the past eleven years.

Long story short: after evaluating a zillion of these devices online, I decided to go with the very cheapest one, which has as good reviews as others costing 10x as much.

I bought the eufy Security Camera pictured up top and was chuffed to be able to download the app and set up the camera on my first try.

Turns out the 2K video is much sharper than the Dropcam Pro's 720p.

Videre

est credere.

$28.98.