bookofjoe

Old Time Radio

Wrote Dean Kaltsas: ""Go to archive.org. Then search for the term 'OTR,' which stands for 'old time radio'  and you will find a list of shows. In many cases in the upper right there is a player you can use to play the shows. You can also download the MP3 files of these shows. Fascinating stuff!"

Fair warning: there goes the day.

Geophysical Provinces of the Coterminous United States

Before you get your baggies in a twist about this map dating from 1948, consider that we're talking geologic time here, a whole different kettle of moraines than that of our daily lives.

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Firm Grip — Spray-On Buttocks Adhesive

My Crack Research Team©®™'s apotheosis.

Wrote Dave Barry, "This is the same professional-grade buttocks adhesive used by all of your top beauty pageant contestants, as well as 65% of the players in the National Football League."

From the product website:

Firm Grip

Also known as the infamous "butt spray" or "butt glue" — every pageant girl needs it!

When you have to keep things in place while on the runway this is the MUST HAVE product.

Pageant contestants use this spray adhesive to keep their swimsuit in place.

Guaranteed to last you through thousands of pageants.

Order your can today.

"Thousands of pageants" — I wonder what the record is for entering them?

$17.44.

Wait a sec — what's that song I'm hearing?