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Why a dog is better than a wife

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A nice variation on something someone said to me a few years ago, to wit: Why is a dog better than a wife?

Three reasons:

1. When you go out, a dog never asks where you're going.

2. When you return, a dog never asks where you've been.

3. The longer you've been gone, the happier the dog is to see you.

[photo and trunk experiment via Delaney M.]

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Is that a bowl in your pocket or...?

From websites:

Squishy Bowl Set — Pocket Food Support

Our favorite thing to eat is food and our favorite things to drink are liquids.

Sometimes it's hard to eat and drink at work because people use up all the paper cups and don't tell anyone.

And if you want a nice bowl of cereal, forget about it (unless you've brought a bowl from home).

We have the solution: the Squishy Bowl Set — two bulbous pieces of food-grade silicone that will rock your world forever.

The key to the Squishy Bowl set is this: the bowl and cup are squishy (we think that's how they got their name).

You can shove them in a pocket, backpack, laptop bag, belly button (if it's big enough), and more.

They pop back into shape and are ready to go.

And the best part is how you clean them — to quote Backpacker magazine, "just turn it inside out and lick it."

Or let a cat or dog do it.

Either way, these highly portable, highly adaptive, microwave- (temperature-resistant to 400°F) and dishwasher-safe bowls and cups will make sure you never go hungry or thirsty again (food and beverage not included).

Cup capacity: 6 oz.; 3"Ø.

Bowl capacity: 16 oz.; 5"Ø.

Blue, Red, Tangerine or Black.

Cup & Bowl Set: $26.98-$33.11.

[via TheGreenHead]