Why a dog is better than a wife

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A nice variation on something someone said to me a few years ago, to wit: Why is a dog better than a wife?

Three reasons:

1. When you go out, a dog never asks where you're going.

2. When you return, a dog never asks where you've been.

3. The longer you've been gone, the happier the dog is to see you.

[photo and trunk experiment via Delaney M.]